100 Poems in a day 2013
Friday 22 November 2013
100. Let me put my poems in you
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Hey baby You like poems? I got poems. I got short poems, long poems Thin poems, fat poems Good poems, bad poems Funny ...
99. What kind of fruit?
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What kind of fruit you on fam? See I been smashing oranges since day I’m convinced they’re the meanest Clementines preferably I...
98. Farms
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I used to buy a bad of seed to feed the ducks the sheep and geese Run out then go buy more I only just realise how stupid I was ...
97. Zombie walk
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Once a year people used to dress up as zombies and walk through town centre Which was a great bit of fun Until the time a few real...
96. The man who’s shrew was his horse and his horse was his shrew
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His shrew was his horse and his horse was his shrew It was nothing to do with their size He rode his shrew to work each day And...
95. I spammed you with silly titles
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Thanks for that mate, cheers. Tell me something I don’t know? Next time? Yeah? Nice one
94. Mummy grist
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My god of twitter who watches over me I never know when you’re looking I’m sorry if you see some inappropriate things. Bless us...
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